So, in case the birds get lost we are now numbering their houses.

Mmm Duck Feeding Point, do they mean geese as well? Hope so!!

To all those people that struggle with confidence issues especially when speaking, I have just one word.......

You've got to love this hey?

Yeah right!!

My problem has always been working out which side of the tracks I am actually from.

OH BULLSHIT!!

Coffee and Cruises!!

For one thing I 

always thought 

portholes were 

round!! 

So leaving that aside for a minute, wouldn't you think that if you paid so much for your cabin, complete with a porthole, on board 
Fred Olsen's 'Balmoral' cruise ship you would take more care and not throw coffee out of the window/porthole?

So finally the contracts have been exchanged on the new residence for Liverpool's elected Mayor from next month.

"Plenty Fish - Bring Big Bag"

So why is this called 'The Blue Bridge'?

Cuts through wood like a knife through butter.

Two old boilers....Thelma and Louise, no really!!

Pays to check those little plaques on benches!!!

Yes it was me that said you need a haircut!! What of it?

Just love this!!

"Proudly supplying cars for patron saints the world over"

Hey remember I just take the pics!! Bet you're smiling now though!! HAPPY MONDAY!!!!

Say no more!!

How cool is this rock on the beach with it's very own cup holder.

SOD IT!!! This of course only works if you see sods here!! If you see turf you are probably American and once again you are wondering about me!!

To me there is so much humour in almost all American signs!!

Chicago in the snow!

Just a bus and a taxi in snowy Chicago, or not?


First the bus, not any ordinary bus, goes from Indiana to Hyde Park, London?
Maybe that's just a bit too far so when it snows in Chicago it may end up a tad late?!


The Taxi is number 125 that's obvious but just in case you forget it the registration plate is 125 TX.

So 2 hours on Natchez, one of the last genuinely steam driven paddle steamers on the MISSISSIPPI was always going to be $25 well spent!

The top of this photo has been cropped for public decency.... No really!! Mardi Gras is different things to different people!!

Not everything in Chicago is big.... this was only two feet!!

Should Ice tennis ever become a winter olympics sport I would expect the world champion to be from Chicago!!

Call 911, Barbie's driven her car in to the frozen lake!!

How can you not love a city that calls its tourist trolley bus, 'Peanut'?!!

So congratulations to the Giants for winning the Superbowl. What do you mean wrong Giants?

It's just a load of scrap, if you ask me!

So it's Superbowl weekend in another country yeah? Is this right?

Personally I always thought it was way bigger, oh and wetter!!

Handy that the pub's name has 12 letters hey?

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SUCH MUCKY EATERS, ALL SUBWAY BRANCHES ARE TO BE SITUATED NEXT TO DRY CLEANERS.

How funny is this? May only be fully understood if you are from UK or have heard of Father Ted.....LOL!!!

For those of you, I know who you are, that are missing the Formula 1 Grand Prix's - Here's a wet tyre to remind you of all the excitement!!

So do two Rongs make a Wright?

Don't get it myself... what good is a Transit van to Marine (meaning in water) Rescue?!

I was going to say something about the spring lamb not being ready yet but can ewe do better?

.....or you will drown!!

No it doesn't look like "Keep off the grass" does it?

A cider apple tree!!

A beautiful cup of coffee.

Inside every photographer is a schoolboy full of lavatorial humour, or is it the other way round!!

Got to be win win all round hey?

Saw this tee shirt - it was in the Sale!!

Cold out there - make sure your lamp post is well wrapped up!!